my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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