Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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