Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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