we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
