garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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