I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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