I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
May the power of my ass compel you!!
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Randomize
