69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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