i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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