Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Fuck appropriateness.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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