another moral hangover. fuck.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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