they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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