i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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