Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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