Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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