so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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