Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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