i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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