She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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