Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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