What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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