okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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