She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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