does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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