Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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