: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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