We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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