you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
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