i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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