My hair reeks of homosexuality.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
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