Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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