i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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