All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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