so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
