i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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