And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Randomize
