awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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