K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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