I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Randomize
