She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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