OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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