I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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