It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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