Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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