If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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