On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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