The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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