Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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