Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
