she smelled like a LAN party
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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